Our time machine’s portal exit is named Jon Jackson. Currently he lives and paints in New York City. We use him to travel back in time and to our ancestral planet of Earth. That's when and where you are right now! Crazy! We like this Jon Jackson human. He is simple and easy to use. For even our clumsiest squids. This Jon Jackson also likes to read and this winter has finished his 14th book by Kurt Vonnegut. He also likes to watch cartoons, loves science and mathematics, loves Hockney and Kusama, loves watching Formula 1 and gardening, is bad at swimming, is enthusiastic at dancing, and has no control over his sweet tooth.
Gotta get back in time.
Huey Lewis, eat your heart out!